Harappa “couple”: What does Indian Express mean by “aunt and her nephew”?

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Express: mocking a Harappa discovery

Piddi, my pet, was livid. He had got hold of Friday’s Indian Express (January 11, 2019).

Masses can’t be silenced with bread & circus

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British masses have lit the torch

Our riches will leave us sick; there will be bitterness in our laughter, and our wine will burn our mouth- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Express on JNU: Devil quoting from the scriptures

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the lead headline which has no relation to the real text

If you are an Indian Express reader you have just been told: you are the dumbest, stupidest, bumpkin, buffoon, idiot, thick-headed, retarded, imbecile reader